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Ideal as a unique gift for women or a fun personal treat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with a 100% organic soy wax candle, this clean-burning candle offers a safe, toxin-free experience with no parabens or phthalates. The cotton wick ensures a smooth, even flame and a long-lasting candle burn time of 40+ hours. Housed in a sleek amber glass jar with a black lid, it doubles as elegant home décor. 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