{"product_id":"funny-doormat-dont-make-me-come-out","title":"FUNNY DOORMAT - DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eYou had inklings  that sending your dog to 'Sergeant Strict's Intensive Doggy Bootcamp' might have  been overkill, but you weren't expect Fido to come back the dog equivalent of a  Navy SEAL.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eYou'll never forget the  time you saw him divebombing off the roof to catch a squirrel in midair and  complete a 360 before landing on his feet.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThreaten guests with the new James Bond living in your home with our ' Don't make me come out' mat. \u003c!--?xml:namespace prefix = o ns =  \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" \/--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eEach mat is made from 100% Olefin indoor\/outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched  edges.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eTo clean, just wet  with a hose and scrub it with a brush (please do not machine wash). Dry  flat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul style=\"color: #5e5e5e; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 13px;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 19px;\"\u003eSize: 18\" x 27\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 19px;\"\u003eWeight: 1.3 lbs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 19px;\"\u003eLeading time: 3 - 5 days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Coco Mats N More","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 27\"","offer_id":53400649498764,"sku":"FDM78","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/5858\/0876\/files\/Funny_Doormats_M78_1.jpg?v=1787302992","url":"https:\/\/gobekusa.com\/products\/funny-doormat-dont-make-me-come-out","provider":"GobekUSA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}