{"product_id":"funny-obedience-school-doormat","title":"FUNNY 'OBEDIENCE SCHOOL' DOORMAT","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eSometimes you wonder where you went wrong as a parent.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eYou raised him in a happy home, enrolled him in the best schools, helped him with his homework, yet he still managed to flunk out of school after the first 'semester.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAll you can say is, thank god you decided on getting a dog instead of having kids.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAt least your dog still thought you were the greatest person alive, even when he was going through his teenage years.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eLet guests know about your obedience school dropout with our 'Obedience School' mat.\u003c!--?xml:namespace prefix  = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\"  \/--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eEach mat is 18\" x 27\" and made from 100% Olefin indoor\/outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eTo clean, just wet with a hose and scrub it with a brush (please do not machine wash). Dry flat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt;\"\u003eSize: 18\" x 27\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt;\"\u003eWeight: 1.3 lbs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt;\"\u003eLeading time: 3 - 5 days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Coco Mats N More","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 27\"","offer_id":53400647696524,"sku":"FDM59","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/5858\/0876\/files\/Funny_Doormats_M59_B_1.jpg?v=1787302976","url":"https:\/\/gobekusa.com\/products\/funny-obedience-school-doormat","provider":"GobekUSA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}